Short jokes
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
When does a cub become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first brownie.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.
The dad finally came back with the milk!
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.