Short jokes
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Tamales.
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
"Hold my beer, watch this."
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?