What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
Short Jokes
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.
A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?
Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
