Short jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
I like mangoes.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
Whoever said that about me better pray!
freshfry, we need to talk now...
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.