Short jokes
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
"My name is Dezz."
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.