What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
Short Jokes
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"
When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
