How do you spell "cognitive mess?" J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
my name is what orphans can never have
Whats the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
what sank titanic? GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat ?
Allah's snackbar!!
Your forehead is like my dad Non-existent
Dude has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be non existent.
Are you a Bullet because you go straight throw my head
What is a bullet and a police officer have in common... when a bullet kills someone it gets fired
yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed she laid on the whole pasific ocan
Yo hairline i so bad when you look in the mirror yo hairline looks like an endangered specie
what did the salad dressing say to the tomato? Don't look I'm Dressing!
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜? Where do you live
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac
If dustys dad from home daddy 2 was in nasa How come he is not famous
Q: If a boat could fly where would it go?
A: an airport
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50
What is it called when u whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
Q: why was barbie kicked out of the toy box A: she sat on pinocchios face and siad "lie to me
