Short jokes
Are you choked?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"Knock knock."
"Come in."
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.