Short jokes
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.