Short jokes

I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.

Allah akbar.

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."

Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.

Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.

If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.

Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.

What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.

Lean.

Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?

To see his closest relatives.

"My name is Dezz."

Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.

My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"

Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.

His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.

JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.

Heaven is like university: no one gets in.

Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.