Short jokes
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
"Welcome to the gulag."
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
"Death to the west!"
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."