Short jokes
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
My sister is so short she can't walk.
Ur adopted.
My hopes and dreams.
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
What do elephants drink on vacation?
Peanut coladas.