Short jokes
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. đ
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesnât beat you.
Why canât you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you canât drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when itâs below 10%.
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?
He got hearing aids.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
How are Black people like communism?
Because theyâll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
Why donât Indians play soccer?
Because every time theyâre at the corner, they build a store.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
Whatâs the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.