Short jokes
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
ICH BIN GOTT.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
Ryan.
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
Two fish in a bowl. First fish asks, "Haven't I seen you around here before?"
The second fish replies, "F**k me, a talking fish!"
Glip gloop glap.
To spite Santa and Greta Thunberg, I'm burning the coal I got for Christmas.
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
LAMO.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.