Short jokes
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Kylin fucks his sister.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Tamales.