Short jokes
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].