Short jokes
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
"Welcome to the gulag."
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
"Death to the west!"
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.