Short jokes
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
I like your cut, G.
*Slaps really hard*
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There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
What is the shortest month of the year?
May, it only has 3 letters!
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
I'm as straight as a rainbow.