Short jokes
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.
I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Lessi
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?