Short jokes
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
His gay ass dad.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!