Short jokes
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Kylin fucks his sister.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}