Short jokes
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Arik? (Not a joke.)
Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
When I have sex, my girlfriend screams, especially when I walk in on her.
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
The Twilight fanbase.
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed."
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...