Short jokes
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
Whoever said that about me better pray!
freshfry, we need to talk now...
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Gallons (DYM 113).
Hana?
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.