Short jokes
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
Who even needs white jokes?
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)