Short jokes
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
All these jokes are all plane.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!