Short jokes
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
Wanna come hang out with me?
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!