Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.
Short Jokes
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
When I have sex, my girlfriend screams, especially when I walk in on her.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
The Twilight fanbase.
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed."
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
