Short jokes
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Who even needs white jokes?
I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm CST.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.