Short jokes

Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.

You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!

Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)

Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.

If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?

Where do surfers go to school?

Boarding school.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

Why are corners so hot?

They are always 90 degrees.

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀

If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.

An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.

Random: What are your hobbies?

Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀

I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.

Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.

When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,

The present: Laundry.

*gunshot*

Hi! Could I join?

Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.

Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?

My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.

I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!