Short jokes
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
"Death to the west!"
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
My sister is so short she can't walk.
My hopes and dreams.
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.