Short jokes
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Hahaha!
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What store is the most public?
Publix!
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.