Short jokes

Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.

Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.

I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?

They wanted some plane fries.

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

What meme does an Emo hate the most?

"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.

Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.

Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!

Do you know what the hardest part of school is?

The pie tasted weird today.

Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.

Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm CST.

Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.

What were the webs?

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”

When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.