Short jokes
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!