Short jokes
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
Ryan.
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
What's worse than 5 babies in a dumpster?
5 dumpsters in a baby.
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
*Ring Ring!*
Who’s there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
You’ve soldier house! Congrats!
waHt
12/8?
We’ll be back.
ICH BIN GOTT.
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."