Short jokes
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
The priest had a very holy shirt.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
They are delicious.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.