Short jokes
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
Hey Sandy.
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Innit.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.