Short jokes
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Hey Siri, skip to Friday!
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
Lions = gay pride.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.