Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
looks like McSkillet McKilledIt
Wanna hear a joke ? Yeah .... What's the joke.? I said it already
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
4chan
why are grave yards so popular? because people are always dying to get into them
I have some jokes about popcorn. Nah there too corny.
why did miss stephen get divorced? she didn't float too
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
what do you call holly and elenji
A couple
Why is helium so expensive. It is due to inflation
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Cantelope.
mr bun ler
If you were a booger id pick you first
T H E R E I S N O A F T E R L I F E
Kevin woody (look him up)
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants? Teacher: No, of course not Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
What do you call an angry shopper? A cuss-tomer