Short jokes

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.

Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.

I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?

They wanted some plane fries.

I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

What meme does an Emo hate the most?

"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.

Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.

Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.

Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!

Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.

Do you know what the hardest part of school is?

The pie tasted weird today.

Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.

Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

The first ever joke:

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?

Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.