Short jokes
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
money + money = MONEY
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
All these jokes are all plane.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."