I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.
Short Jokes
Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
Nnnbgfdddddrr.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
Did you hear about the fish and chips? The fish got battered, the chips got salted.
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
A... B... Sea?
Pickled carrots.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
Murueurx.
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
