Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Short Jokes
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
We gate.
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
I am a joke.
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
I got a sister.
That was a big mistake.
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
Glizzy?
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
