Short jokes
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.
Sayo-nara.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
What has 4 wheels, no wings, and flies?
A dead cripple.
When a woman says, "I need to be treated like a delicate flower," don't cut the wrong cord on the bomb.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.
What's the difference between a normal person's funeral and a person with polio?
The pose!