Short jokes
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
Who eats sleeping? A robot.
My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasuuubi!"
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
We spend the weekend getting the poop out!
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.