Short jokes
Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
If you're a simp, just remember, it means "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso