Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about the word "well." See, there are three holes in the ground, and "well, well, well" is what you say when you find them. Get it? Bet you didn't, because you are not smart. You probably wear a helmet when you eat soup.