Short jokes
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
What do incest families do on Halloween?
Pumpkin.
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till I realized it is a family business.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
What happened to the blind man's son?
He thought he was hitting a piñata.
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me?
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?
tweezers.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
I comforted my friend about his wife's death, until I found out who did it.