Short jokes

Short jokes

Girl

This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.

Piñata

What happened to the blind man's son?

He thought he was hitting a piñata.

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  • Rose

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.

    Fellatio

    Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?

    because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.

    9/11

    Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?

    Because it flew over their heads.

    Wacko Jacko

    He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

    Rape

    Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.