Short jokes
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
What do incest families do on Halloween?
Pumpkin.
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
What happened to the blind man's son?
He thought he was hitting a piñata.
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me?
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!