Short jokes
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
I tried to get my blood sucked by a vampire, but he said I was too empty inside.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
What happened to the blind man's son?
He thought he was hitting a piñata.
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me?
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.