Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?
I caught my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"