I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection
1 like =1 kid in my oven. Im trying to get followers and comments please
What did hitler kill himself with? A Nein-millimeter
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting, first America lost both of its towers but now England has lost its queen
Call me an escalator because I let people down.
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: OOFT
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents
Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants... I hope they're happy now 😐
Why Was The Blonde Fired From The M&M Factory?
For Throwing Out the W's
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
My wife told me pass her lip stck but i gave her a glue stick now she is not talking to me
What do you call a porn star that always goes back for more?
Craven Morehed.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
Dad: "if they jumped off a bridge would you?" Tommy: "yes, cuz there would be a body pile to break my fall!"
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up - when they hang themselves.
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
I GOT a job as a pencil sharpener I would tell you about it but you wouldn't get the point.
