Short jokes
I tried to get my blood sucked by a vampire, but he said I was too empty inside.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
What do incest families do on Halloween?
Pumpkin.
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till I realized it is a family business.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
What happened to the blind man's son?
He thought he was hitting a piñata.
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me?
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?
tweezers.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.