dad's last word jokes

I'll always remember my dad's last words... "Why do you have an axe? We live in the city!"

I won't ever forget my dad's last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"

I will always remember my dad's last words....

"15 dollars and I'll jump."

I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...

Allahu Akbar!

Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."

Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."

Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."

My last thought: Am I a murderer?

I remember my dad's last words: "I met your father."

I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"

I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

I will always remember my dad's last words...

Oh wait, I never knew them.

I will always remember my dad's last words...

Oh wait, I've never heard them.

I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"

Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.

I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

I remember my grandfather's last words: "Is that loaded?"

I still remember my grandpa's last words: "Turn the lawn mower off!"