dad's last word jokes

I will always remember my dad's last words...

Oh wait, I've never heard them.

I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."

I will always remember my dad's last words....

"15 dollars and I'll jump."

I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"

Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

I will always remember my dad's last words...

Oh wait, I never knew them.

My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:

Allah hu akbar.

I remember my dad's last words: "I met your father."

I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11... Allahu Akbar!

Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."

Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."

Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."

My last thought: Am I a murderer?

I won't ever forget my dad's last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"

The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, "Honey put down the knife, we were only talking about getting a divorce."

My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"

I'll always remember my dad's last words... "Why do you have an axe? We live in the city!"