If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems, will it be a "Concentration Camp"?
Short Jokes
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
Broccoli is like anal sex.
If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
Son: Dad, why did you name my sister Paris?
Dad: Because she was made there.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. the extra testicle.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.
"I'm not sure why my girlfriend's father doesn't like me."
"What was your first impression on him?"
"I told him, she calls me daddy too."
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.
I would roast you, but you don't have any meat!
People say that life is short.
I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.
Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.
