Short jokes
What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!
You wanna know what I want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
Son: Dad, why did you name my sister Paris?
Dad: Because she was made there.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems, will it be a "Concentration Camp"?
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...
Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!