Short jokes
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
Blake drinks Coke.
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
I like my kids like I like my lamps. Hung from the ceiling.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Hey Aria.