Comforting My Friend

The humor comes from the unexpected twist at the end. The speaker initially offers comfort, but then reveals they are the one who caused the wife's death, turning a seemingly supportive action into a dark and disturbing confession.

• Death
• Friend
• Wife
• Murder
• Morbidity
• Relationship

• My grief counselor died just the other day. He was so good though, I didn't care.
• What's the worst thing you can say to a widow? "I'm sorry, I just had to."
• I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
• I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂