Short jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
I am awesome, look at me!
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?