Short jokes
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
That is not a joke hahahahhaha.
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
How did the other 18 COVIDs go unnoticed?
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
On the plus side, I finally hear voices talking to me... just wish they were outside my head.
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
Penis, peepee, poopoo!