Short jokes
There’s no "I" in "sex," but there’s a "U" in "cum."
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord.
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.
I speak for the trees.
*Trees whisper in my ear*
They said six million wasn't enough.
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend.
Her boyfriend said "Hi."
I said, "Knife to meet you!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
Just cum.
Big black ball sacks.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus?
Because it wasn't born yesterday.
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.