Short jokes
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
"Like if u cry everytime."
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
Sorry but, no one asked.
789.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Your mom #69.
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.