Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
Short Jokes
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
Uranus floats around in space.
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!
The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.
I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord.
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don't worry, he's okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend.
Her boyfriend said "Hi."
I said, "Knife to meet you!"
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
Hi, I'm cool.
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
