Short jokes
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. š„µ
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: ā ļø
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMENāS bakeries.
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Islamic pubs and bars are the worst.
You can't drink alcohol or dance.
Women can get stoned though, no questions asked.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! š¤£š¤£š¤£
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
Why donāt rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.