Short jokes
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!