Short jokes
Habit.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Ichigo solos.
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,
Then the speed bump starts screaming.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
I left my Avatar at home today.
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.