Short jokes
My friend has a dry sense of humor.
Probably because her body was decomposed ages ago.
Who is the king of Reddit?
Sam Ryan.
You know, people always say your life is worth it, but with me, it's worth-it-less.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?
She screamed until her hands got tired.
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in a room filled with all of my ex's, so I was completely alone.
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?
You turn it upside down.
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly disappointing.
They say I'll mess up my insides, but I don't have any.
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.
Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass.
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.
Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
Where did the software developer go?
I don’t know, he ransomware!
Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀