I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in a room filled with all of my ex's, so I was completely alone.
Ex Nightmare
Explanation
The humor comes from the unexpected twist that being surrounded by exes is the same as being alone, implying that the speaker feels no connection with them or that all their past relationships were bad. It's self-deprecating because it highlights their own potential role in those unsuccessful relationships.
Jessus
Sounds very nice
D.D.Diva 23
sad
That one guy
Instructions unclear. Got wanked by ghost