Short jokes
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.
What is half of nine?
"ni"
80s (DYM 84)
Why can’t Kurt Cobain ride in the passenger seat?
Because he doesn’t like when someone calls "shotgun!"
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!