Short jokes
I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
"Don’t be dumb, make sure she’s numb."
- Bill Cosby
Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?
A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."
Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Did you know that when pigeons have sex, they die?
Really?
Well, the one I fucked did.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
A: Nothing! He was hung over.
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?
He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.