Short jokes
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
"Don’t be dumb, make sure she’s numb."
- Bill Cosby
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."
Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
Did you know that when pigeons have sex, they die?
Really?
Well, the one I fucked did.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
A: Nothing! He was hung over.
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?
You turn it upside down.
Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?
A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
How do you trick a Catholic priest into using the glory hole at an adult bookstore? Tell him it is a confessional booth.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.