Short jokes
Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.
Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
This person has Down syndrome.