Short jokes

Short jokes

Physicist

1 "Knock knock."

2 "Who's there?"

1 "Interrupting physicist."

2 "Interrupting who?"

1 "Muon!!!"

Disorder

I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)

Support

I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣

Job

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?

School

When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.

Hit

What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?

Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."

Pirate

Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"

Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.

Character

Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?

Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.

Luck

I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!

Robot

What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?

A trans-former.

Queue

Roses are red.

Your passports are blue.

Now go stand over there,

In that very long queue!