What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
Short Jokes
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
I think I'm colorblind. News came out of purple.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
