Short jokes
Josh: Tell me something funny.
Mark: My life.
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!
What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
The world is a freaking rape joke.