Short jokes
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
Doom is eternal.
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
I like dicks... sporting goods.