Short jokes
Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Like if you think oily men are hot.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.
Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.
It's okay, you had socks on :)
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!
Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.