Props to Pedophiles

I give props to pedophiles.

They always go slow in the school zones.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you genius! This joke is saying that pedophiles are being careful and driving slowly in school zones so they don't get caught. Like you when you attempt to do your taxes. Get it? It's funny because it's so wrong! BTW you should never ask for tax advice from bears.

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