Short jokes

Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?

'Cuz he's the Father!!!

There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.

I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!

Why is the koala not a bear?

It doesn't have the right koalafications.

I find all these obese jokes horrible.

Don't you think they have enough on their plate?

Jesus is a rock music fan.

Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.

Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!

What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.

What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?

"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."

What's the difference between me and cancer?

My dad didn't beat cancer.

What to gift a child molester who already has everything? A bigger county with more believers.

Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?

Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.

What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?

You abort it.

What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?

They both went down.

Who is king of the insects?

The Monarch.

Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?

The Apple repair store.

I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.

What do orphans need in order to mail letters?

Food stamps.

Spell "IOUT", no space.

Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.

Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!