Short jokes

Short jokes

Nazi

Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.

Cheetah

Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?

Because she knew the lion was always lion.

Twin Towers

Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?

There used to be two but now there's one...

Nut

Who is Joe?

You reply back: Who is Candice?

They reply back: Who is Candice?

You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."

Hitler

When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.

Orphanage

Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?

Man

I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.

Squad

Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?

My friend: What?

Me: The Suicide Squad.