Short jokes
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I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.
Don't drink and park.
Accidents cause people.
Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-and-Tell.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
What ended in 1999? 1998.
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
Bitches be like, "Read the room."
What genre is that in?
Why don't you use a dull pencil?
Because there's no point. 😐😑😑