Short jokes
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
Children are like farts.
You can only tolerate your own.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
A baby seal walks into a club...
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
"Knock knock?"
"Mustache."
"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"
Why did Sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.
That camping trip was in-tents.
What ended in 1999? 1998.
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...