Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
Short Jokes
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but heβd have to wait 10 years to get it.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, βThatβs how I roll.β
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Iβm sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
Purple.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because heβs used to being in the teens.
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
