Short jokes
Like if you think oily men are hot.
It's okay, you had socks on :)
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
rtuiyg.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
I hate life, and I'm gay.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.