Short jokes

Short jokes

Wife

My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.

Explosion

*Loud explosion inside the tank*

"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."

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  • Alabama

    Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?

    Because they aren't family!

    Test

    I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.

    Difference

    What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.

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  • Teacher

    I was excited my teacher asked me for sex in exchange for a good grade, but then I realized I was homeschooled.

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  • Donald Trump

    All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.

    After all, it's not like Donald Trump could write a book.