Short jokes

Short Jokes

I was excited my teacher asked me for sex in exchange for a good grade, but then I realized I was homeschooled.

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I named my dog "5 miles" so when I walk him, I can say I walked 5 miles.

Random guy: I ran over 5 miles.

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I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.