Short jokes
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.
What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?
Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!
Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
I named my dog "5 miles" so when I walk him, I can say I walked 5 miles.
Random guy: I ran over 5 miles.
I was excited my teacher asked me for sex in exchange for a good grade, but then I realized I was homeschooled.