Short jokes
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a lollipop?
A cocksucker.
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
Michael J. Fox loves to cook, especially desserts. They now call him "Shake and Bake".
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning. A depressing but satisfying victory.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
I go in the duck park, I make it myself there cozy with Rayman and fruit dwarves.
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
People generalize others too much.
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.