Short jokes
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
What do incest families do on Halloween?
Pumpkin.
Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.
What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?
Because they aren't family!
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.
I was excited my teacher asked me for sex in exchange for a good grade, but then I realized I was homeschooled.
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.