Short jokes
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.
What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.
What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?
Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!
Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?
A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
I named my dog "5 miles" so when I walk him, I can say I walked 5 miles.
Random guy: I ran over 5 miles.