Short jokes
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.
"Would you like to play the rape game?"
"No wtf" she replied.
"That's the spirit!"
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?
Because they aren't family!
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.
After all, it's not like Donald Trump could write a book.
What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?
Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!
Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.