Short jokes

Short jokes

Suicide

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Depresso espresso.

Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.

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  • Hairline

    I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

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  • Brojob

    Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?

    Experience.

    Test

    Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.

    Hide-and-seek

    Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*

    Emo

    What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?

    The Final Cut.

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  • Bullet

    What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?

    One comes out of the chamber.

    Dick

    What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.

    World

    I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.

    She said, "but the world is round."

    I said, babe, you are my world.

    Sadness

    if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way

    Tower

    Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?

    It has better reflexes than the twin towers.

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  • Epilepsy

    How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?

    He saw flashing lights.

    Sex

    If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.

    Gay sex

    In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.

    In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.

    Race

    Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?

    Because he successfully finished a race!