Short jokes
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Habit.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
Some people like Stephen Hawking jokes, but he will never be a stand-up comedian.
I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK
I left my Avatar at home today.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
80s (DYM 84)
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.