Short jokes
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
At least Stephen Hawking could go on a pub crawl.
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
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Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
What do feminists do when they fail at something?
Blame men for sexism and misogyny.
I did not.
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
Look, it's the dead center of town!
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
Why is this a category?
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!