What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
Short Jokes
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
1273. Depression got the best of me. I'm gonna cry in my room now.
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
- Mommy, I want a bicycle!
- Shut up, Sam! You've already got your wheelchair!
Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said, "but the world is round."
I said, babe, you are my world.
if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
One comes out of the chamber.
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
