Short jokes
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What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
The world is a freaking rape joke.
What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?
It’s all Depends!
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
What's a popular name in China? Curiosity, because curiosity killed the cat.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!