Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
Short Jokes
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
I’m a clown...
And everyone knows.
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
Adam and Eve had sex. It was paradise.
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
Uranus is a gas giant.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
Sally has no arms. What did she get for Christmas? I don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.
