Short jokes
Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-and-Tell.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What hangs low?
Balls.
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
#takemebacksophie
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
Cut.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
What ended in 1999? 1998.
How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.
A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum-tsssh!
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.