Short jokes

If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋

..., I'm gay.

A. No

B. Maybe

C. Leave blank

D. Yes

One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.

He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.

I don't know what to write here, just like...

I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...

Then we took an Arab to the knee.

Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?

Because they have a Target at every corner.

Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.

What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.

Knock knock, who's there? God.

God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!

I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.

It gave me a discount!

I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣

The man was dangling by a string!

I was jealous the day he died.

How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off.

What do you call a guy with a long chin?

Chino-Chinese

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!

What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.