Short jokes
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
I got my blind friend a TV... He never uses it.