Short jokes
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum-tsssh!
What ended in 1999? 1998.
How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
That camping trip was in-tents.
"Knock knock?"
"Mustache."
"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"
Why did Sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?