Short jokes
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.
Let's just say Dawn got very mad.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
#takemebacksophie
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.
Don't drink and park.
Accidents cause people.
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.