Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.
Short Jokes
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"
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Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas? Herpes.
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Kid: I have the corona virus!
Nurse: Here is an ice pack.
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
A blonde walks into a bar.
Ouch.
