Short jokes
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
I got caught peeing in the pool.
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in!
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
I have an awesome sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful, like cyanide.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"