Short jokes
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
Sun.
Like if you love God and Jesus.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
Q: What were my son's last words before he died?
A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
Joke.
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
A priest, a pedo, and a rapist walk into a bar and that's just the first guy.