Short jokes
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
I have more cum in one testicle than you have in your whole penis.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.