Short jokes
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
Balls.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
No scope, bitch!
Why did Billy kill himself with a TV remote?
He wasn't even REMOTELY close to being happy.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
What does a girl want more than anything in the world?
Nothing. She's fine.
Sex sex sex free sex tonight, I mean 666-3629.
What’s red, blonde, and wet?
Saskia in grain.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
There are 5 cats on a boat, and 1 jumps off. How many are left?
Zero, they were copycats.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
Ali-A
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
If you shit in a church, is it a holy shit?