Short jokes
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
I got caught peeing in the pool.
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in!
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
I have an awesome sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.