Short jokes
I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful, like cyanide.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
I got caught peeing in the pool.
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in!
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
I'm illegal.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.