What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
when a white person says the n word
black people: yall mother fu...rs aint gonna believe dis shit
Women are like rolls of toilet paper they are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot and they deal with a lot of s##t.
What’s an Emo’s favourite drink?
Water, JK it’s cyanide
When do astronauts eat? At launch time!
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
What does an Arab prostitute say? "Bomb my pussy"
How do you know that your sister is on her periods? Your dads dick tastes wierd.