Short jokes
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum-tsssh!
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.