Short jokes
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
Knock knock.
"Cow goes."
No, silly, cows go moo!
Cut.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
A baby seal walks into a club...
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-and-Tell.
Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.
That camping trip was in-tents.
Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
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