Short jokes

Short jokes

Face

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

Steak

Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.

Dementia

What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?

I don't know. I forgot.

Baby

What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?

Two dead babies in an acid bath.

Orphan

Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.

Genie: Your wish is granted.

Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.

Wife

I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.

As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?

Ass

What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?

My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.

Director

Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.