Short jokes
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
Gun control...
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there's no speed bumps here...
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
Sun.
Like if you love God and Jesus.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"