Short jokes
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
I'm illegal.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.
Let's just say Dawn got very mad.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
#takemebacksophie
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.
Don't drink and park.
Accidents cause people.