Short jokes
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
Why were ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
rtuiyg.
I hate life, and I'm gay.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
I like zebras.