Short jokes
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
Circumference.
The other day my wife said, "Take me someplace I have never been before!" I said, "Why don't you try the kitchen?"
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40.”
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
Yesterday, I tickled my granddaughter's feet.
She is being born in 2 months.
Yesterday we lost a quarter of our roof in the storm, oof.
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled legs and toes.
Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.
The sun isn’t the only thing that rose up this morning...
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
No scope, bitch!