Short jokes
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What hangs low?
Balls.
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
Knock knock.
"Cow goes."
No, silly, cows go moo!
Cut.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.