Short jokes
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
If you think I would joke about Alzheimer's, forget it.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.