What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
Short Jokes
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
How do you annoy Pinocchio?
Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
Taja?
Mÿ pp.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
