Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
Short Jokes
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?
Because it was on strike.
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told 911 that I was mugged.
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
My hips can't move, but Heineken.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't see!
Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me.
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
My friend David lost his ID.
Now he is just Dav.
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
