Short jokes
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
Kids?
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
I'm sorry m8.
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
Robyn Smith
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
Lewis Clow
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!