Short jokes
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
How do s’mores communicate?
On Insta-graham.
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat, but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
How did the digital clock show off to its mother?
Look, Ma, no hands!
Communism is actually kinda tight.
(6x9)+6+9=69
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
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Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"