Short jokes

Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.

How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?

She was too used to grabbing the tip.

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.

Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.

You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.

There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.

Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.

What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.

1+1=3

If you don't use a condom.

These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.

I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.

Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.

Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.

Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.

When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.

Me: You f&*k up.

The class: Oh sh!&

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.