Short jokes
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
You're so full of shit that the toilet's jealous.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?