Short jokes
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
Scan my wrist for 75% off!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.