Short jokes
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.