Short jokes
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.