Short jokes

Short jokes

Butthole

What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?

We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.

Dessert

Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.

What do jokes serve for dessert?

Smoking

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.

Priest

How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.

Dad

Similarity

How are boobs and toys similar?

Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.

Cancer

Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?

Patient: Cancer, why?

Doctor: What are the chances?

Patient: Of what?

Miscarriage

What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

Painkiller

There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.

Donkey

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

Bucket

I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"

Year

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.