Short jokes
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
Scan my wrist for 75% off!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?