What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
Short Jokes
Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
I get more care packages than Africa.
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
Like this if you are in foster care.
You have gaps in your teeth, looks like your tongue is in jail.
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
Dead baby jokes never get old...
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?
So it could have sweet dreams.
My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse, but I beat her to it.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."
