Short jokes
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."