Short jokes
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
Better Friday the 13th than Monday the 13th.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.