Short jokes
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.