Short jokes
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
Who am I?
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
Hey ummm help!