Short jokes
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
I don't know, I don't have one.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!