Short jokes
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
Mitosis!!!!!! >:)
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.
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What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
Cooper is the best to ever live.
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.