Short jokes
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
dfg.
AP Chemistry.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
I once had a patient who wanted to change his species.
I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Landing on its feet won't help a cat in China...
Hi Bradyeeeeeeee!
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
A ginger.
Hi Trent!
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!