Short jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
How did Jesus become self-sovereign?
He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.