Short jokes
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
Why did Santa stop at three ho's?
Ms. Claus caught him.
If your parachute fails midair, remember, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
Tell your mom I don't like waiting in queues.
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"