I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
What makes it cold 🥶 in a room? Air conditioning
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.
Cancer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
Q. what walks through alleys and has hole in in it. A. batman's parents
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C
Because they can’t c there parents
Sweet victory fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded! Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls and the NFL was one of them
my cock lmao
What happens if a Asian walks into a wall with a boner. They hit there nose on the wall
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have In common they both have a one two combo
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal? So that they can be wanted.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Not all self harmers are emo but all emos self harm.
I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again I almost killed myself
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
