Short jokes
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.