Short jokes
Smash or pass?
"Smash," said the iceberg.
TItanic:...
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.
Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
I found your parent!
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Why does America have more guns than people?
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
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