Short jokes
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
All hail President Trump!
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
You: You are such a flick pain.
Me: You are flick pain to my sight.
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
Jacob Colletto
It's still depression, by the way.
Joke start.
Punchline!
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.
You won't feel lonely anymore :(
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.