Short jokes
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
The S in America stands for safe.
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
Roddy Rick Dalby