Short jokes
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
You're more uglier.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump