Short jokes

Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!

Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.

Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.

Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!

I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.

What do Priests and School shooters have in common?

They both blast little kids in the face.

What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?

Tower 1...

What did Obama ask Trump?

"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"

Crispy, Juicy, Tender, I just put my new-born son in a blender.

What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?

“Just beat it! Just beat it!”

Why did the chicken cross the towers?

Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.

What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.

What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"

"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."

Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."

What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.

If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?

Society.

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.

So it can cut itself.

Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.