Short jokes
Like if I'm fine-ish.
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.
"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!