Short jokes
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."