Short jokes

I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.

This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"

I replied, "I done it as a joke."

-April 1, 2020

You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))

It's okay, you had socks on :)

What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?

A misfit.

What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.

What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?

There is no difference.

They both got split open by a huge log.

What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?

Phill Ming.

They are hairy.

When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospital, and everyone starts sleeping better.

What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.

If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."

Levi

"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."

- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)

If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.

I wish I could follow you, though.

But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(

Say "sukki" 10 times fast.

You know who else has dementia?

Comments for answer.

"Water exists."

Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"

I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).