My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
Short Jokes
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
