Short jokes
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
What's the best name for a prostitute?
SI-MOAN.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
"You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.
When a midget smokes weed, does it get medium?
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.