Short jokes
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!