Short jokes
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
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What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
Imagine failing to commit suicide; you might as well go kill yourself.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
Ily.
So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.