Short jokes
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
"Bro is sooooo fine!"
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"