Short jokes
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.
Sorry to take your time today for a few minutes. We are cool, but not the best.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
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What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.