Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously I had to reply with "Garnish".
Whatâs an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
Iâm trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I donât know."
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK