Abbreviation jokes
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."
What do the initials ACLU stand for?
🤔
American Communist Lawyers Union.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
We (DYM 25).
we (DYM 55).
Ily.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Doin' (DYM 19)
Doin (DYM 31)
your (DYM 51)
Ass (DYM 89).
Doin (DYM 12)?
Doin (DYM 49).
Know (DYM 54).