Short jokes
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.