Short jokes
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Technoblade never got a wife.
2 times 4 equals 18?
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
This is a placeholder. I am a joke.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.