Short jokes
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Billy Bob like pineapple.
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Beans, your mum is fat!
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.