Short jokes

Short jokes

Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?

Friend: But you're an orphan.

Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!

Friend: What are you doing?

Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.

Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"

God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.

The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?

So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?

A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.