Short jokes
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
Ily.
So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.