Short jokes
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Kindly yeet someone!
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
My ex.