Short jokes
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
"Like if u cry everytime."
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
"Sharing is communism."
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
A book just fell on my head. I’ve got only my shelf to blame!
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.