Short jokes
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
When you fail art school.
When your plane heads for New York...
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
Satan and the devil are alter egos.