Short jokes
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
The priest had a very holy shirt.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.