Short jokes

What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?

"Drop it, Jamal!"

Ethan Fennel

This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.

Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.

Ayo wassup Nicka. AWWWW SHIET!

He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.

Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?

Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.

There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.

Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?

Their focus is always off.

Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.

She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.

This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.

What do dentists play at their practice?

Dental records.

An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."

What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?

Boo Boo Doo.

What type of flower do you give an orphan?

A self-raising [flour].

I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.

Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.

I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."