Short jokes
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
How do women make you a millionaire?
When you're a billionaire.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
He had the curse of vanishing.
Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.