Short jokes
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
Mickey: I want a divorce!
Minney: Are you fricking crazy?
Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
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Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.