Short jokes
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
Clap em sis!
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.