Short jokes

I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.

He never came back the next day, says the local news.

Huggy Wuggy big big Huggy Wuggy big big big big Huggy Wuggy laugh laugh smooch smooch Huggy Wuggy *insert clapping noise*

I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of Amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.

Should I burn heaven?

Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.

What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.

I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.

Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.

What happened after Technoblade died?

Everyone got raw pork chop.

Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?

Because he didn't want plane.

Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?

They didn't because they ate it.

So here's the joke. A bear walks into a bar and sits down and then....then..........then................................zzzz

Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.

Mohe?

I laughed at my life so hard.

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.

Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].

Why was the PUBG player sad?

Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.

An orphan? We no jokes.

Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.