Short jokes

Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.

Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?

Dude,

if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?

If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.

She asked:

"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"

If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.

I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...

Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

I sold my vacuum the other day.

All I got was dust and my mom's wig.

Me: Knock knock.

My Grandma: Who’s there?

Me: Interrupting cow.

My Grandma: Interrupting c-

[Dies from heart attack]

At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.

What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.

Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯

Hi, I'm new to this website, please follow.

These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.

Boom, it went.

Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.

If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.

Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.

But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.