Short jokes
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
COP: Are you high?
ME: If I was high, could I do this? *walks in a perfectly straight line*
COP: Wth he just walked off a cliff.
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*
Boss: You're a waiter. Where did you get those?
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.
What language do billboards speak?
Sign language.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.